you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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