honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
