A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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