i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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