S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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