..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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