i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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