you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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