i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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