How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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