And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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