He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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