I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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