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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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