dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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