You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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