"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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