Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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