People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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