This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
only you would photoshop your dick
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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