Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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