Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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