Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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