what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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