O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Randomize
