is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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