Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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