jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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