I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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