Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
