I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
