I want to stick my p in your. b.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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