What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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