so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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