Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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