and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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