I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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