Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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