Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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