Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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