Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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