I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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