we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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