Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
i believe in u and ur pee
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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