Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
what if I'm pregnant?
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gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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