what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
