Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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