I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i now understand why vodka
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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