I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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