let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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