I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I love having hate sex.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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